My Christmas vacation started right after work was let out (early) on Friday December 24th. After attending a Christmas luncheon at the EP building in our school, Lizzie and I darted off to Bangkok. We checked our bags into a budget hostel on Khosan road and met up with my friend Erin to go and see some of the lights and decorations in Siam Paragon and outside Century World, both huge malls. Even though the weather is still hot and humid, Thais do a good job trying to make it feel like Christmas. There are lights everywhere and a whole “winter wonderland” outside Century World (this is the mall that got burnt during the riots, if you saw in the news, but they have rebuilt the part now so it is open again) with flying fake snow and bear gardens. It was quite fun to see. After dinner we went and met up with another friend Kristin (KJ) in a small Rasta bar off an ally on Khosan called Happy Bar. Its this fun hippy place with good music, fun people, and make out of wood that has been covered in writing and people’s signatures inside and out. Then it was off to an Irish pub to meet some other friends and listen to a Thai cover band. This place was a much different vibe and I would have not been able to stand the smoke, but it was air-conditioned, so sometimes you can’t be too picky! Since Lizzie and I had an early morning bus ride, we walked around the corner to our oh so lovely hostel and crashed for a few hours.

12/25 Christmas
At 5 am we woke up, checked out and walked to the Lamprayah office where we got on a bus and headed south! They bus was comfortable and we slept until they woke us up in Chumphon to get on the catamaran. This thing was amazing! It was huge, air-conditioned inside and then there was a mid level and top deck. They played movies and it didn’t even feel like you were on water it was so smooth. After a few hours we got off on the first stop which was Koh Tao. Koh Tao is a very small island in the Gulf of Thailand that is known best for its diving and coral gardens. We learned right away there is no cheap transportation and had to get a “taxi” (bed of a pickup) to our hostel that cost 150 B. The islands can and will charge much more for tourists, sometimes they would go down when we told them we worked in Thailand as teachers… we KNOW how much things usually cost, but it didn’t always work. We stayed in a little backpackers hostel right in the middle of these little shops and restaurants. There were 6 other people staying in our room as well whom we got to know well over the next 4 days and bumped into again NYE! Right across the street was a flying trapeze, where they gave lessons and did shows that were fun to watch. There was also a pool, but we had missed the weekly Friday night pool party. We asked the front desk guy Phil where a good place to eat was and he told us to go to a place called Zest right around the corner. Well, say no more, Zest became our new go to and we ended up eating there about 5 different times! They had the most amazing sandwiches on wheat baguettes with amazing meats and cheeses and about any other veggie you would like. This may seem like no big deal, but in Thailand? Yeah. I also would go there in the morning to get fruit salad consisting of banana, pineapple, mango, watermelon, and honey dew with muesli and yogurt, accompanied by a perfectly made cappuccino (none of that fake Nescafe thanks!).
We spent the day at the beach and walking around, and then, since it was Christmas, decided to go out for a nice dinner. This was a great thing about the island. Divers from all over the world move here, and then decide to start restaurants, creating this assortment of international cuisine that is usually only found in malls or in Bangkok and other touristy places. We went to this Italian restaurant called Puerto Bello. It was probably on of the best meals I’ve had so far. We split a smoked salmon and asparagus salad and a quatro formagio pizza with artichoke. I mean we had an amazing meal and still only spent $10 each. I love Thailand.
Later we bought some rum from the convenience store and went to the beach and a place called Lotus Bar. Soon all the tourists and travelers were out celebrating Christmas is a most non-traditional way! It was fun to run into people from Mexico, Switzerland, Australia, and England. There was this little boy throwing fire who was so cute! I thought my parents had forgotten about me (not really), but they had tried to call but the lines were busy L I talked to them on Skype the next day.
12/26
Today all we did was lay on the beach, read, and walk around the town some more. It was a scorching hot day (really on of the only ones on this trip) so you couldn’t lie out for too long before diving into the ocean to cool off. The beaches here are beautiful, but small. There are many trees and rocks and the island itself is very hilly. I love the vibe here.
12/27
Today we got so bold as to rent motorbikes so we could see the rest of the island. Neither of us has ever driven a scooter, but we were up for the challenge, especially since renting a bike for 24 hours is the same price of about 2 taxi rides. They took a passport and off we went! Oh yes, this island was for sure hilly! It was so much fun, but also kind of scary at times. I soon realized while going down a steep gravel path that my tires didn’t have great tread on them—not good, I had to use all my strength to inch that bike down without skidding. I almost took a spill another time trying to avoid a truck and hit some sand on the road, but I caught my bike and kept on going. This was a great way to see the island, especially because it is so small that we could make it all the way to the south and across to the other side. The views were breathtaking and just riding through palm trees and jungle could never get old to me. Since we had booked a snorkeling trip for the next morning, we decided to return our bikes, have dinner and a few drinks and call it a (fairly) early night.
12/28

All ready for our big snorkeling day and our tour forgets to pick us up! Oh no! We power walk down to the shop, I explain what happened and demand to get put on a boat. It is our last day on this island and something I’ve been really looking forward to. After some arguing, and some phone calls, we got us hooked up with a different tour so we went with it. We went to a few different sights to snorkel. This was my first time and I had a blast! We didn’t see any live coral, which was disappointing, and I didn’t see any sharks in shark bay, but I did get to see some really neat fish that looked like they were painted with neon glow paint. Our guide was funny, and since we were the only ones on the tour who spoke any kind of Thai he had fun with us picking up sea cucumbers and making us hold them. When I got back on the boat after being in the water I definitely had a case of seasickness, but it was better when we were moving. We had lunch and fruit on the boat and our last stop was this little island that is really 3 but sand bars connect them. This was one of the most beautiful places and it felt amazing just to lie on the beach for a bit after being out on the boat all day. I wish we could have stayed there longer.
After freshening up at our hostel we went and got massages. Lizzie got a foot massage and I got a full body coconut oil massage (cost 300B/$10). It felt like heaven. The place was beautiful and relaxing, I don’t know why I don’t get them more often. I have gotten a Thai massage, but as much as they work you out, they just are not relaxing to me—more painful. I had however hear that oil massages can get a little intimate and I think that’s why I’ve held off too long. Okay, so they go a little farther than in the US, but hey, your butt can use a good massage too. It felt amazing and I think I’m now addicted.
Feeling happy and rejuvenated we decided to try another of Phil’s recommendations and went to a restaurant called Barracuda. Phil never let us down; this place was fantastic. We shared tuna tartar on baguette, handmade chicken and ginger ravioli, and barracuda and other seafood steamed in a banana leaf. I didn’t even know this kind of place existed in Thailand. After dinner we met up with our hostel mates and went to see a cabaret show. It has been awhile since I’ve been to a drag show, and let me tell you, ladyboys really know how to entertain! Even the guys couldn’t deny that they were beautiful.
Great time on Koh Tao.
12/29
And we’re off to Koh Samui! the largest, and very popular island in the Gulf of Thailand. This time the Catamaran did not go so smoothly. There was a huge line of people at the pier and because of technical problems (they never told us) we ended up on the boat, in the dock, for a good 3 hours before leaving. We didn’t even have seats so we just passed out on the deck and took a nap. Thank goodness we didn’t have anything urgent o get to other than sunbathing, I overheard some saying that they had a flight to catch. We did book a free transfer to our hotel, so when we finally arrived it was hassle free. This is another island where transportation costs is raised about 300% for tourists! Our hotel was beautiful, we had a little bungalow looking right over the ocean, but the downside was that it was very far away from everything else. We took a walk to try and find things and walked for a good 30 minutes until we got close to a town. We picked up some dinner to bring back to our room and decided to rent a motorbike the next day to see more and get around more easily.
12/30

Today I got up early and went down to the water as the sun was coming up and did yoga on my sarong. The waves crashing on the rocks were very soothing and it was great to just be by myself. After breakfast we asked to rent a bike, but our hotel was out. We walked back into town, but every place we asked said they were rented out. This started to get really frustrating. Finally we found a place but they wouldn’t have one till 2 pm so we went to the beach and laid out until then. We got the bike and went to pick up lunch at the market. I drove, it was really hard at first to drive with someone on the back, but I got better at it, I think I would have been too scared with Lizzie driving anyway! Later we went and visited Chaweng beach, which is a popular very large beach with lots of shops, bars and restaurants. This is what I think of when I think of Thailand beaches: white fine sand and calm clear water. We chilled for a while, walked, and had dinner on the beach. I ordered a grilled butterfish that I got to pick out and it melted in my mouth. Since I was driving we vetoed going out and returned to our bungalow. We also had a big night to get ready for.
12/31 NYE!!!
We returned the motorbike in the morning and got picked up by the free transfer van we booked. After breakfast my stomach didn’t feel great, so I was kind of worried about it, but hoped it wouldn’t last too long. Since we had to wait awhile at the pier I just rested and started to feel better. My friend Elana and one of her friends met up with us and we all rode the catamaran over to Koh Pha-Ngan together. Koh Pha-Ngan is the island most well known for throwing full moon parties (and half moon and black moon parties, just to make it convenient for tourists wanting to party I think), and NYE is their most famous party of the year. Hotels and hostels get book far in advance and the prices sore during the peak season. This is why we decided to only stay on the island for less than 24 hours, no booking necessary! Full moon parties usually just means partying on the beach, painting your body with glow paint, and drinking mixed drinks from buckets with lots of straws.

There were platforms built in the water to dance on, DJs, and about 30,000 people. My friend Cassie put it this way: this is Spring Break for the working professional. There were people from all over the world just letting loose and having a great time. They set off tons of fireworks at midnight and lit signs declaring the New Year in fire and we all hugged and wished each other a Happy New Year.

The dancing continued until morning. I found some other friends of mine (which was amazing since their phones were not working) and got to see them. In Thailand it stays dark and then suddenly becomes light right around 7. We left right as it was starting to get light out, and the crowds didn’t seem to be dispersing, except for people like us who had to catch a ferry. This was a disaster. A bunch of people clambering to get to the pier and vans wanting to charge far too much, cramming as many people into them as they could. In ours they got mad because someone was not sitting in a seat in the back (someone had puked there earlier) and they wanted to make everyone get out. They were yelling at us in Thai, it was a mess and finally someone pretended to sit there and we squeezed 2 more people in just so they would go and we wouldn’t be late. Insanity.

It started to rain as we drove back to our hotel and we all ran down the long path to our bungalow. I forced myself to jump in the shower and wash off the remains of paint and sand before crawling into bed and passing out around 9:30 am.
I woke in the afternoon, looked at the clock and thought of all my friends who would be just celebrating NYE, smiled, and went back to sleep until about 3 pm when we finally managed to get up and eat lunch. Since we would be going home the next day we just took it easy and relaxed the rest of the night. I woke up to Lizzie saying something about a bat in our room and was too tired to respond, only telling her not to worry about it. Then I got up to go to the bathroom and there was a cockroach on the sink that scared the crap out of me. A few hours later Lizzie asked if we could hear the bat screeching, I asked her where the bat was and she pointed over our bed. With the sun starting to rise she realized that what she thought was a bat had really just been part of the lamp! Sarah and I started laughing, Lizzie was mad that she had lost sleep because of that, but then we did hear the screeching and still don’t know where it was coming from.
1/1/11
Long trip back, starting to get a cold and not ready for work again!